Jean Gazis Copywriting & Content Strategy

This was filler text on a web design page I was looking at. Isn't it cool?

"Li Europan lingues es membres del sam familie. Lor separat existentie es un myth. Por scientie, musica, sport etc., li tot Europa usa li sam vocabularium. Li lingues differe solmen in li grammatica, li pronunciation e li plu commun vocabules. Omnicos directe al desirabilitá de un nov lingua franca: on refusa continuar payar custosi traductores. It solmen va esser necessi far uniform grammatica, pronunciation e plu commun paroles.

Ma quande lingues coalesce, li grammatica del resultant lingue es plu simplic e regulari quam ti del coalescent lingues. Li nov lingua franca va esser plu simplic e regulari quam li existent Europan lingues. It va esser tam simplic quam Occidental: in fact, it va esser Occidental. A un Angleso it va semblar un simplificat Angles, quam un skeptic Cambridge amico dit me que Occidental es."

I speak English, of course, know French well and have studied Russian and Italian a little bit, plus I see lots of Spanish signage in public places. I can read all of the above without any difficulty at all. According to Wikipedia, Occidental is an invented language that was not quite as successful as Esperanto.